i’ve never seen something so accurate
I exist and everything else is words (creativity blog: tokugi.tumblr.com)
What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?
Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?
When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.
Koala bears have you fooled. They aren’t even bears. Their fingerprints are so similar to humans’ that it’s hard to tell them apart. Oh, and a lot of them have chlamydia. WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING?? Source